Announcing at the Casablanca Arena for the next twenty six weeks…

The newest Gladiatorial Sensation – MATHILDA!

The latest addition to the Graeme Helgram stable has pledged to take the Gladiator world by storm and fight for twenty six consecutive weeks. That’s right folks – she’ll fight every week. Even more – she has agreed to accept master class challengers at every fight. Yes – you read it right – opponents with more than twenty victories under their belt from the outset.

She faces the lions on Saturday and then her inaugural appearance against a human opponent is the top billed master class fight on the weekend of the civic visit by Prince Bleys of Amber, who has been invited to attend the Arena that day as a guest of the Graeme Helgram stable.

We are accepting challengers for all twenty four weeks of human fights, so come on down and take your best shot – MATHILDA! is waiting.

Standard terms and conditions apply. Schedule may be subject to change in the event of death.

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The Lara Croft that was on St. James has relocated to Animus. It is believed that she has undertaken an agreement to do some archaeological research for Lord Jonathan, in return for unspecified recompense. This appears to have created a vacancy in the Universal Nature of Things which had to be filled.

Within days a convention was organised by the Game Wizard’s Consortium in London to select the new Lara Croft. Despite interventions by the Regiment of the Keys, the process eventually selected Kathy Willis, who has now become Lara Croft, inheriting the name, title, the mansion and the royalties from the use of the identity in movies and computer games. Four of the losing finalists have been given contracts to appear at promotional events for the Tomb Raider franchise.