The Lara Croft that was on St. James has relocated to Animus. It is believed that she has undertaken an agreement to do some archaeological research for Lord Jonathan, in return for unspecified recompense. This appears to have created a vacancy in the Universal Nature of Things which had to be filled.
Within days a convention was organised by the Game Wizard’s Consortium in London to select the new Lara Croft. Despite interventions by the Regiment of the Keys, the process eventually selected Kathy Willis, who has now become Lara Croft, inheriting the name, title, the mansion and the royalties from the use of the identity in movies and computer games. Four of the losing finalists have been given contracts to appear at promotional events for the Tomb Raider franchise.
I did not know a Universal Nature of Things was.. I will have to look into that?
Whose Universe? and Which Nature?
So where are you looking and what are you looking for?
It’s okay, I knew from past experience that the Croft legacy would not go unfulfilled. And, I don’t want people to think I’m stealing Earth’s women… But… Animus Lara is officially hotter than St. James Lara. 🙂
Good luck in finding those things you are looking for.
A. C.