Blackhall

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Backhall Limousine Interior

The Number One Entertainment Resort

Are you looking for a place you can go, where the door is always open, the welcome is warm, the entertainment is hot, and the atmosphere is cool? Then you are looking for Blackhall.

Whether it’s a day spot, a nightspot, a coffee or cocaine that you seek, all tastes and all types are catered to in Blackhall. Drawing upon the extensive research and experience from the denizens of Chaos, and the stein masters of Amber, the backstreets of Parys, the Life dens of the Empire, the brothels of the Federation, we at Blackhall have left no stone unturned in our search for the means to induce amazing sensation in even the most world weary and cynical palate. No matter who or what you are, we can give you a buzz.

Blackhall enforces the strictest of neutrality policies. Any and all individual laws and customs are checked at the door, and will be returned to you again upon departure. Blackhall management will go to any extreme to ensure that their patrons come to no unsolicited harm during their time on the premises.

If you want to visit Blackhall, we have a limousine service that will collect you and deliver you back again after your visit. Operating on almost all known worlds, pick up our card – you’ll probably find it next to the Ghost Network Trump in any phone booth, and a local call is all it takes.

 

 

 

Blackhall reserves the right to refuse admission to any individuals who have abused our policies, or who’s credit at Blackhall is not in order. Blackhall accepts all recognised Real currencies or items of equivalent Real value. Blackhall reserves the right to detain any visitors who exceed their ability to pay for their visit, until their account has been settled through service. Blackhall respects the words spoken by our founder, namely that the phrase “I bet my life on it” are sacred, and no person shall suffer any penalty as a consequence of an individual making such a bet. Please do not attempt to visit Blackhall unannounced as a barrage of bullets often offends.

3 comments

  1. [OOC: Front for Cenobites?]

    Eyes to Mathilda,”You know we had five years of hell on Amazon Island instead of a honeymoon…you wanna…you know….?”

  2. I would suggest a strict policy of “Cash on the Barrelhead”, lest some Shadowy Businessman should coincidentally jack up prices to penurious levels when a lovely potential whore visits.

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